Acolytica NET

Pre-Contribution Merger

Destin — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 21:04:17 +0000

Recent decisions in our nation’s capitol have guaranteed that limits on campaign contributions will never again reduce our capability to bring the right candidates, with the right hearts, and the right minds to the forefront of the election process. In recognition of this unprecedented time in American history, Acolytica has completed a strategic agreement with EvCross (formerly Evangelical Crossway America) and the Most Reverend Fishman Tidings.

Between us, we are preparing a campaign war chest in excess of two billion dollars to be provided through a series of Super PAC donations to targeted candidates throughout the country. [ed: It would be inappropriate for us to provide specific names and/or races at this time, but we are allowed to assure you that it will include the country's highest offices.]

Through negotiations with other like-minded organizations, many of them also based in the Boulder-Springs region of Colorado, we believe that a total of over five billion dollars can be applied to upcoming campaigns if necessary.

The Reverend Perseus Cade, Founder of Acolytica and Gleaner of Souls, has assured us through the Epistle of Privilege that we have a duty to ensure that appropriate levels of power are retained in the hands of the Divinely Chosen.

Acolytica Talks to the World

Destin — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 07:41:54 +0000

Acolytican leader and Gleaner of Souls, the Reverend Perseus Cade announced today that the startup of the last of twenty-seven satellites in the Acolytica ONE satellite network is complete. This satellite enables reception of Acolytica ONE in every country, on every square inch of the earth. For truth, salvation, and entertainment, Acolytica ONE is the only entertainment network you will ever need.

FLPD/M-200901: Acolytes, Seekers, and Newmins please be advised that Fear Lock is now in place regarding Acolytica ONE. All Acolyticans will be monitored for compliance.

AcolyticaMGR: For You, Your Family, and Your Community

Destin — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 05:07:22 +0000

Welcome to the AcolyticaMGR (Media-Generated Reality) organization. We realize that this is a time when entertainment options, especially for children, can be challenging to people of faith. Acolytica can remove the burden of those decisions from your shoulders. With AcolyticaMGR making your entertainment decisions, you know they are the right ones — for you, your family, and your community.

AcolyticaENT: Your Favorites, OUR Message

Destin — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 05:04:51 +0000

Using our state-of-the-art facilities in the entertainment Mecca of southern Florida, AcolyticaENT™ produces the music you want to hear and the programming you want to see. Our extensive worldwide talent searches provide new artists who can carry Our Message while looking and sounding exactly like the people you’re watching and listening to now!

* Listening to Brit, we can give you Brit…
* Listening to 50, we can give you 50…
* Like Stones? We’ll give you Stones…
* Laughing at sitcoms? They’re even better…

… all with Our Message for you in preparation for the harvest. We can duplicate every major artist and entertainer in the world!

AcolyticaONE: Salvation By Satellite

Destin — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 05:00:23 +0000

AcolyticaONE provides Television (both HD and SD), Radio, and Internet programming throughout the world. AcolyticaONE provides 31 television and 10 radio stations, along with 25 genre specific Internet POD-cast sites. ONE source for music, ONE source for news, ONE source for entertainment. No matter what your favorite styles in visual or audio entertainment you will find an Acolytican message that meets your tastes. AcolyticaONE … the ONE.

AcolyticaNEWS: We Don’t Just Report the News, We Create It

Destin — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 01:12:06 +0000

In today’s modern world, we’re all exposed to bad news, terrifying news, horrible news every day. On some days it seems that every new hour brings another set of misdeeds or tragedies. At AcolyticaNEWS, we save you from all of that heartache. If it’s something that doesn’t directly affect you, or something that might upset you, we simply make sure that you don’t hear about it. Instead, you’ll hear, or see, good news about your community, your family, and your Church.